Sunday, March 28, 2010

讲不听

How many times I tell you to put the basin in a corner of the washroom? The high calibre one doesn't need coaching, the medium calibre need only be taught, but the low calibre cannot be trained!

Monday, March 15, 2010

Xray Vision

(3am)

"Why are you still awake? Still playing games, go sleep!"

"Why are YOU still awake?"

"... The light from your room is too bright."

(Doors on both our rooms are fully closed)

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Materialism

贫贱夫妻百事哀, 你最好争气一点,不然没有人肯嫁你

The woes of poverty makes a married couple unhappy over everything. You know what to do, son.