Kalculative

You still want angpow ? What angpow!? U know much was your school fees for the past 5 years ?

Emo

I called your ex yesterday.

Reality

Daughter, what's wrong with dating a few guys at once? You choose them, they choose you. that's how the world turns.

Parallel

Son, what exactly do you do for a living ? Is it like Bill Gate's company ?

( Points to Black MacBook )

Why did you bring back such a small TV? How to watch like that?

Enkouragement

I have the $ for downpayment of a HDB flat. Do you mind getting a girlfriend ?

The world.

Do you know, girls become nurses after failing the air stewardess interviews?

Counter Productive.

So when are you quitting.

Occupational Hazard

"Ma, is that supposed to make my itching better?"
"Of course. It's Atarax. It's good."

Need a Clone Ma?

Mum: You look at others. Got gf, got a stable job, got everything. What about you?

Son: I have my company and aspirations.

Mum: Can feed you enough? Why don't you be like them?

Son: ...

Komikal

Did you go work today?

Mode of Transport

你们俩都说要回来吃饭，怎么知道一个放我飞机，另一个放我的船。

Both of you said you're coming back for dinner, but one flew my plane and the other let my ship sail.