$

It's not about the money, it's just that if you give me some, i wont worry for you.

Life

"in life, don't always take things so hard. scolding you doesn't hurt your flesh, and punching you won't create a hole"

Beary Sweet

"Look at that pig on the girl's suitcase, it's so cute!"

"Mum, that's Winnie, he's a bear. That's honey he's drinking"

"Nonsense. Bears eat meat."

Fringe Benefits

"Look at me, I have no problem being thrifty. I spent only 80 cents on lunch today!"

"But you teach in a primary school."

Period

女人都是这样的。

讲不听

How many times I tell you to put the basin in a corner of the washroom? The high calibre one doesn't need coaching, the medium calibre need only be taught, but the low calibre cannot be trained!

Xray Vision

(3am)

"Why are you still awake? Still playing games, go sleep!"

"Why are YOU still awake?"

"... The light from your room is too bright."

(Doors on both our rooms are fully closed)

Materialism

贫贱夫妻百事哀, 你最好争气一点，不然没有人肯嫁你

The woes of poverty makes a married couple unhappy over everything. You know what to do, son.

Privacy Policy

can u close the curtains and not let ppl look in!?

Resolve

If she's a good girl, go for it.

在家无久，出街无新

"Whatever new things you have, you wear them immediately. See, now Chinese New Year and you have no new clothes to wear."

Hindsight

Can you dont let the car behind you follow you so closely ?

Learning Kurve

After three years, I finally managed to make the keropok not so hard to bite into!

Kalculative

You still want angpow ? What angpow!? U know much was your school fees for the past 5 years ?

Emo

I called your ex yesterday.

Reality

Daughter, what's wrong with dating a few guys at once? You choose them, they choose you. that's how the world turns.

Parallel

Son, what exactly do you do for a living ? Is it like Bill Gate's company ?

( Points to Black MacBook )

Why did you bring back such a small TV? How to watch like that?

Enkouragement

I have the $ for downpayment of a HDB flat. Do you mind getting a girlfriend ?

The world.

Do you know, girls become nurses after failing the air stewardess interviews?

Counter Productive.

So when are you quitting.

Occupational Hazard

"Ma, is that supposed to make my itching better?"
"Of course. It's Atarax. It's good."

Need a Clone Ma?

Mum: You look at others. Got gf, got a stable job, got everything. What about you?

Son: I have my company and aspirations.

Mum: Can feed you enough? Why don't you be like them?

Son: ...

Komikal

Did you go work today?

Mode of Transport

你们俩都说要回来吃饭，怎么知道一个放我飞机，另一个放我的船。

Both of you said you're coming back for dinner, but one flew my plane and the other let my ship sail.