New Year Day "Gift"

Son: 恭喜发财

Mum : 恭喜发财. Faster get a girlfriend.

Son : -_-'''

Koncerned.

Are you happy ?

Expectations

You could/should have been a movie star you know that ?

To others.

oh my son? He's a not really bright. yep.

i've already given up hope on him. how about yours?

Yours is so good la.
let's swap.

Come on.

Sweet.

LAOMA : Why din you continue seeing her? She's a sweet girl. nagnagnag

SON : She doesnt like me.

LAOMA : Oh.

Brilliant

Son : Ma ..Maaa..., why.. why.. why..

Laoma : Son, climb a tree. you'll know then.

Son : **Puzzling Silence**

Oh.

Why do you sound so sad. Argued with girlfriend ah? 

Wait. You don't have one.

A Man in Disguise

Nowadays nobody wants to take control.

Defensive Mother

Why u need siblings? Siblings good meh. Nolaaa

Queen

(Sound) Boooot

Son : did you just fart

Ma : Yes. ( continue watching tv )

A Purpose for a Girlfriend

You must go get one so that the combined income can pay off the apartment easily.
(didnt know my mum was chosen by me dad bcos of the income)

At 3pm.

(Son) Hi ma,

(Ma) I am very busy. cooking dinner.

call back later. bye.


*she's a housewife.

On my first ex-girlfriend.

Why don't you two get back together? I like her a lot.

The Neat Freak

"So this (holds up strap for transporting roller blades) can be thrown away?" "No this is useful!" "Oh, I thought everything on the sofa you don't want already"

The Pain of a Young Entrepreneur

(to an entrepreneur son) How? Have enough money to feed yourself?

(to an entrepreneur son) 怎样啊？有钱买饭吃吗？

Dealing with Life

understand 1st, to achieve stability. stability begets calmness & calmness brings abt the ability to strategize. then u'll get wat u desire.

做事不可以鲁莽，要知止而后有定，定而后能静，静而后能安，安而后能虑，虑而后能得. (有没有shortcut啊？)